Wenis

March 22, 2008

Ok, I should be writing… and I swear, i’m on my way out the door to write, but

I was looking through Etsy.com– the website for cool crafters, DIY buying and selling and came across this awesome item:

a Wenis Felt Badge! from the seller: Mooseandbear . Check out their other items, and their website; really fun, cute stuff (i’m partial to these felt badges and the Hungry Yellow Felt Monster).
Now, this word Wenis sounds kind of familiar; Mooseandbear states it’s a term used in the movie Juno. I do sort of remember it in the movie, but when I looked it up on Urbandictionary.com I found these definitions:

1. Wenis

The skin on your elbow

Hey, Dan! Your wenis is showing!

2. The skin that covers the tip of your elbow. The wenis lacks sensitivity and can withstand all types of abuse.

*The skin on the inside of your elbow is known as a wagina.* (<–someone inserted this into the definition)

Your wenis is looking crusty use some moisturizer.

3. the skin that allows the elbows to bend, but it sounds really dirty and funny

a.) stop rubbing my wenis

b.)mmm my wenis is dried up and crusty…wanna lick it?

c.) my wenis stretches

Among many other (and more salacious) definitions.

There you go, consider this your word of the day (or week, or month).